New Orleans Saints no more

Despite the pleading it appears that the New Orleans Saints will move to San Fuck Nowhere to become yet another team for Texas. The excuse? Not the hurricane. No that would be callous. Instead it appears the reason is that everyone in New Orleans is poor and Texans aren't. Ya see, it's all about money not sport. Shit no, we just pretend it's that for the dumb fucks round the world who pay the dollars. Like me and every other working Joe!